All set to go?

Need help?

Wanna dive in headfirst with both feet (as only a contortionist can)?

Hold yon horses.

Chances are we can’t, won’t, or don’t want to help you.

Why?

Good question.

Clue: it’s not because we’re arseholes.

Well, we are, but that’s not why we’re so picky.

Nope.

We’re picky because it’s in our best interests to be…

… but more important of all (for you), it’s in YOUR best interests for us to be picky, too.

Watch the video and you’ll see.

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